A lovely mixture of subjects are contained in this(thirty something's) clinically depressed Disabled Chick's rants, raves, etc about her past. Take a whif of all kinds of things that are written in (first person) as the events actually happened. !!!CAUTION SOME tasteful FEMALE NUDITY!!!
so yes folks this is my wisdom tooth. and below it is a scene from the movie SAW 3D where the guy had to use pliers to yank out his teeth. anyway if anybody cares i mentioned in my last post that my tooth had broken off or a filing had fallen out when i was eating some cereal. and also i will find out if i have a brain tumor on Tuesday. yep. anyway, i must have some seriously big balls or ive grown a pair because whenever i go to the dentist and i think its just gonna be for a filing or a crown its always something much worse. in august it was a root canal. and on thursday it was a fucking extraction. Ive never had any teeth pulled in my life, i have all my wisdom teeth. well i am now missing one. the dentist said the tooth that broke was a wisdom tooth and there just werent many options short of pulling it out that he saw would work. he did suggest that since i have a huge anxiety about dentists that i be referred to an oral surgeon to put me to sleep. but i said with my huge balls no i just want to get it done. so it was a nightmare they tried to give me gas (which ive never had before) and i was terrified of it (the gas) because ive seen TV shows where people just go insane on the stuff. but they just said no the gas will help you relax, so they put it over my nose but it didnt do shit. they kept the gas on the entire time. and ive never known anyone in my life getting a tooth yanked out while they are wide awake. i mean he gave me a bunch of novicane and then he took out his pliers. seriously pliers. i thought it would just gush blood, i had no idea. so he losened the tooth with the pliers for about ten minutes. i mean he was pulling on that thing. i mean really pulling the tooth with the pliers. and finally it came out. he gave me the tooth which is disgusting. its got a massive cavity in it and caked on blood. it bled for about 2 hours afterwards probably. i used up about 6 or 7 gauzes. and its only been three days so it still hurts. luckily i have vicoden. i just keep picturing someone tying me up and pulling out my teeth with pliers without the novicane. so that was my tooth terror!
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Aah, the pliers. Maybe it's scary because we're used to seeing pliers being used in construction and repair projects. But I think you just scared yourself there with a clip from that popular slasher film. LOL! So, what did you do with your extracted tooth?
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Aah, the pliers. Maybe it's scary because we're used to seeing pliers being used in construction and repair projects. But I think you just scared yourself there with a clip from that popular slasher film. LOL! So, what did you do with your extracted tooth?
Posted by: Marvin Will | May 17, 2011 at 05:18 PM